- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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