- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Many people of many races do many things every day.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

did you stub your toe?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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