- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What can fly? Lots of things

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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