Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Women's rights

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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THE END.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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