- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

I am quite mature.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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