What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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