- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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