Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

darude- sandstorm

The Game.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

The NBA and womens sports

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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