Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

"Knock knock." "No."

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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