- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

you suck

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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