A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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