What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Penis

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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