When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Gay's

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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I Have a Black Friend

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