Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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The queen having a shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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The WPGA tour

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Penis

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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2 + 2 = fish

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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