What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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I just drank a cola.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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