There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Neil Lewis

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Chuck Norris.

Koalas mum is a slut

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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