Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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