What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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How did th-A fridge.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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