- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

H o m o comes out as homo

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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