Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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pauls tuck

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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