Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Justin Bieber

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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penis

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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