Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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