how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Religion.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Anti Joke

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