why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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