- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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