what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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woman..parallel parking

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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