Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Miscarriages.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Potato!

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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i just pooped that is all!

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Lewis

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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