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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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