Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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