- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Your grandma's cookies.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Church.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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