Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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