If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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I'm hungry.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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