Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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