So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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It's all Taggart

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Hitler

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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