- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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