Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

long in the tooth!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Bitch

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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