Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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