there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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all hail based mark

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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