- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Bananas

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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