- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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