- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

more like nig!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Womens' sports

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Im taking a shit right now.

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