Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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