- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

sharks

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

im watching you..

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

speak now or forever hold your pee

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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