What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Rush Limbaugh

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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