- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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