Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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