what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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The Female Orgasm

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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