Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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