Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Sac

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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chuck norris

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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