What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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