Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Anthony sucks

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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