- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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