- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Robin get in the batmobile!

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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