- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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