What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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