- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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