- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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