What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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