What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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