- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

autistic kids rock

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

* anti-punchline

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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