whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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