- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock opens the door

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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