Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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you suck

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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