- Anti Joke

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.