Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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boobs!

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Kys

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Anti Joke

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