- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A sober Irish individual.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Women's rights...

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

I hate long jokes -_-

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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