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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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