What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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