A man did not like this site

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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