- Anti Joke

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Gretta has five legs? -no

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Female rights.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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