- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

you will like this because i am black.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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