- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Holocaust

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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