Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats green? The color green.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Do you like apples? Yes

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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