- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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