- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

i just pooped that is all!

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