Bags of delicious poop.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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You have friends

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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