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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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