Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Fox News

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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