- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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