Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Knock knock What?

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Do the roar!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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