A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

your mother

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