- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

gay people

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Latvia isn't a joke

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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