- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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