- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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