Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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