What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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you suck

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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