How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Compton

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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