- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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