- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

your mom was so fat that she died.

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