- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

did you stub your toe?

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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