The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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