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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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