- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Justin Bieber.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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