Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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i just pooped that is all!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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I can count to potato.

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Jebron Lames.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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