A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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poop

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Women's rights...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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24

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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