What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Who is big and stupid My brother

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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